Dammit Lou

There once was a monster,

Who lived in ComCompster

And who had a sparkling shoe.

One day, a convincing man named Lou,

Came and saw this shoe.

"Good sir," he said "my name is Lou,

As I was walking I saw you,

And I said to myself:

what a gorgeous looking fellow, 

but look at that foot! 

It's all sparkly and yellow!

If you took away that hideous shoe,

then he might be a winner

on my show Alla-Coo!

So I come to you now, with a deal that is great.

Let me try on your shoe,

and so I'm not late,

I will come back tomorrow with a great plate of bate

(which I hear is quite tasty when you want something to make)."

The monster sat 

with his belly saying "give me some fat!"

"Alright." Said the monster, with a sad expression.

Then Lou came right over and was gone before you can say

Shi-Shi-Poo-Who!

He left there the monster, his head full of distrust

Still waiting till this day,

for his great plate of bate mush.

This is the first poem I ever wrote, 7th grade baby